Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast.

No, it is it. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning

podcast and I'm just checking it on you. Just checking it on you to see how you're

fucking doing. I had a great day today. I went out and I got a sandwich with my lovely

wife. We went out. We got a couple of sandwiches and as I was sitting there across the street,

there was a pharmacy. So you know, the ladies are. They're like, look at my man.

Sitting there, he's enjoying his sandwich. I don't want that to happen. Maybe halfway

through his sandwich, I could fucking send him across the street to pick up a couple

of things at the fucking the right Dwayne aid, right aid, whatever the fuck they have out

here, right? But you might go across the street. Here's a paper towel. It's a batteries.

I was like, yeah, fuck it. Why not? Right? So, you know, I eat like a fucking animal anyways,

right? I wolfed my sandwich down and I was just sitting there. That's probably what

it was. He was just like, I don't want this fucking bald lunatic staring at me as I'm trying

to enjoy my food. So he sent me across the street. So I go across the street, right?

And I pick up the items. I come up to the, you know, I see all the candy there and

my bird, Christia, I've been doing the Bill Bert podcast with him once a week and, you

know, we started talking about candy bars and all these obscure ones that I never tried.

And he was going to do the heath bars, the shit. And I tried it. I was like, God damn, the

heath bar is the shit. So I was like, I'm going to try a new one. I'm going to try another

new one. So I saw a payday. I'm like, God, fuck it. I'll try this payday, right? Who doesn't

like a payday, right? I already, I already feel like a winner. I got a little bounce in

my step. I got this fucking payday, right? So I come walking out of the store and there's

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