Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 2,

2012. What's going on? It's the first week of July. Oh my God, the summer is just flying

by. I can't, can you believe it? Can you believe that it's, it's July? Can you believe

that we spent all of June going? Can you believe it's June? I hate people to say that. Even though I

make fun of it all the time, which probably annoys the shit out of you, but I hate people who

fucking live in the past, you know? Like, what did you think that you were going to achieve in June?

You know, did you get a sunburn? Good. Well, then it was a good month. Yes, time isn't flying by.

Yes, you are going to fucking die. So why don't you quit sitting around talking about how it's going

by and why don't you go do something? Huh? Hypothetical person that I never even heard say this shit.

Do you know there's allegedly an asteroid? Not allegedly it. I guess there is an asteroid. I mean,

fall, I fucking know there isn't one. It's not like I have a telescope. It's God damn scientist.

I think they do that just so they can keep they can have a job. They just look through this giant

telescope. Nobody else looks through it. Would you say, do this an asteroid? Ten right towards us man.

It's gonna kill everybody. Unless you give us four billion dollars, but you're fucking nerds.

That's I think the scientists at that level did just like bankers at that level just complete

corrupt pieces of shit. You know every once in a while you see a good one. You know, you meet an

honest one that'll sit there and be like, you know, I don't know what to tell you. We've pretty

much mapped out all the way to the end of the universe and I still have just as many questions

as when I started, which once again is why that that poor metheist or whatever the fuck it was called

was such a good movie. Why can't I remember the names? So anyways, it's supposed to be evidently

there's this asteroid heading right towards us, you know, and rather than just letting it happen,

you know, and just ending the fucking movie. We're gonna send some shit up there to try to land on

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