Monday Morning Podcast 7-9-12
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2012
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, July 11th, |
| 0:07.5 | 2012, how are you? What's going on? Oh |
| 0:12.7 | Jesus, I got a ton of shit to do tomorrow |
| 0:16.7 | Dude you fucking said it every week. What you think we're not busy? Go fuck yourselves. I |
| 0:23.1 | Got to go to the airport. So I'm doing this Sunday night |
| 0:26.6 | You know |
| 0:29.3 | Doing all the pre airport stuff wash the dishes wash my fucking socks and underwear is |
| 0:36.6 | I'm ready to go you know had a great fucking weekend. I |
| 0:41.5 | Don't want to go on the road |
| 0:43.5 | You know you think I want to get on another fucking Tweety bird and go fly to some god for sake and strip mall in the middle of fucking nowhere |
| 0:51.2 | Which is basically the middle of nowhere to me at this point is anywhere that is not near my house |
| 0:59.7 | You know, hey come to Chicago what the middle of fucking nowhere |
| 1:04.2 | Talking about like was second largest states in the union |
| 1:08.4 | What union is that sir the North American the fuck away from me you're an agent free Mason |
| 1:15.0 | Isn't it amazing how you can't talk when you're trying to judge yourself? You just yeah the old person son |
| 1:19.5 | Jesus |
| 1:21.5 | You know trying to fucking readjust your mantids no man. It's here buddy. I've been working out |
| 1:30.0 | I work out |
| 1:32.0 | Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Dush um I've been |
| 1:39.1 | I am let's let's let's let's bring it down a little bit |
| 1:42.6 | Let's bring the tone down a little bit. Let's just ease it on in you know you're sitting there right coming down from the sugar |
| 1:48.0 | Us from that fucking curly you shouldn't eatin |
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