Monday Morning Podcast 6-25-12

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2012

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.8	It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, June 25.
0:08.1	Could you hear me looking for the date there?
0:10.6	I kind of like was looking and I June 25.
0:13.5	June 25 in this motherfucker.
0:17.3	Sorry, I'm actually excited because I'm doing it Sunday night.
0:21.2	So this fucking thing is going to be up midnight, West Coast time in the continental United States,
0:28.4	which means I don't have to deal with anybody, you know, giving me shit.
0:31.6	Damn it, what the fuck?
0:33.8	You know what?
0:34.8	What the fuck right back at you?
0:37.2	I'm going to great goddamn move, my lady.
0:41.7	Lady, you have left this state and I am all alone now.
0:50.4	And I'm remembering what it was like to be a single man.
0:57.4	I just made my freckled ass.
1:00.2	Some motherfucking chicken.
1:01.8	I had boneless.
1:04.4	I deboned those thighs too.
1:07.2	Like a motherfucker.
1:08.4	I'm such a stupid mood.
1:10.0	I had boneless chicken breasts.
1:12.4	No, boneless chicken thighs and broccoli.
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