Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it is the Monday morning podcast for June 6th,

2011. How the hell are you? How was your day going? Are you on vacation like I am? Yes,

sir, I am on vacation. But before I get to talking about what a great, fun-ass, fucking

time I've been having for the last few days, I need to address the Boston Bruins for

half a second. All right, do you know what the Bruins need? Okay, they need Larry Bird or

someone of his ilk. God knows there's not a lot of them to walk into that fucking locker room.

Okay, and he needs to give that speech that he gave way back in the day when we were getting

fucking our asses kicked by the Lakers and Larry Bird. What's fucking went on TV or whatever,

he's getting interviewed and he's sitting there with his fucking pasty torso and his little

pre-pubescent fucking mustache, you know? He's cleft palate upper lip, whatever he's covering up.

I don't know. Every man's got some secrets, but he said he sat there after getting his ass kicked

by the fucking Lakers, the Celtics. He said we played like a bunch of damn sissies out there. We played

like a bunch of sissies. He just kept saying it. We played like a bunch of sissies. What happened

the next game? What happens the next day? Oh fucking Kurt Rambus comes down the damn court and he

gets fucking clothes lined by Kevin McCale and I believe Larry Bird. I can't remember. I don't have

the highlight in front of me. I'm on vacation. I don't have time to do that shit and that turn

the whole series around. All right? Now I was watching that game fucking two and the people

commentating. They're all great. They're all great. Milbury, I like all those guys, but they kept

saying I'll tell you Boston fans got to be mad at what the fuck's his name. Burrows, I didn't know

the guys got damn name. I never heard him. Didn't get suspended because in the first game he bit Patrice

Bergeron's finger. Okay? And they just kept going. I'll tell you Boston fans. I'll tell you they

got to be upset right now. They really got to be upset. You know, they got to be upset that

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