Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, June 12, 2011.

How's it going? I got fuzz in the damn microphone.

Yeah.

Why? Why do I keep doing these by myself?

I have the star spangled banners in my fucking head because the NBA finals and the NHL

finals have never been on the same night and I've been watching all of them.

So that's all I've been hearing every fucking night. Oh, say, can you see?

And then when you watch the fucking NHL finals, you also get all can do.

Gloria San Frim, April, set up and hockey and some fucking carabou.

The Alaskan pipeline and fucking people who think they're from France.

Just every fucking night.

And you know, started to fuck with me.

Can you guys tell that I have absolutely nothing prepared for this week?

Nothing funny to say.

I don't. I got nothing. It's a minute 23 and I'm ready to pull the fucking plug

because I got too much shit to do. I'm actually recording this on a Sunday afternoon.

A beautiful, beautiful Sunday, sunny Sunday afternoon.

Did you go to church bill? Oh, Jesus.

No, I did not. Although when I was out in the forest, I got to tell you when I last

week when I thought I was going to get eaten by a bear, I did pray to a higher power.

And I know what a lot of people right now, a lot of you, Jesus freaks out there, a lot of you

people who are into the old J star are probably like, yes, see, see, you believe, you believe.

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