Hey, what's going on?

It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, June 4, 2012, 2012.

How are you?

How's it going?

I know.

I know it's a little late.

It's a little late.

But you know, can't you just go twitle your thumbs and do something else for a minute?

You know, instead of going on my twit and breaking my balls, I know what you're thinking.

Bill, you don't really don't have a fucking day job.

So there's really no excuse for you having this podcast late once again.

Well, listen, if you've noticed, like Axel Rose, I am also a balding red-headed performer.

And we're notorious for starting shows late, for sitting in our trailers, you know, making

sure our kilt's fit correctly.

That's when you knew that band was just fucking really was just going over the top and there

was nobody saying no in their camp when he came out, you know, when he wore the kilt,

they say, what are you doing?

All right, you're not Scottish.

I'm sure you have some sort of Scottish heritage.

You're ginger-bested in your blood.

But you know, you're from fucking Rhode Island or whatever, Indianapolis.

That was he from Illinois.

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