Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 28, 2012.

How's it going? How are you? Happy Memorial Day. Thanks to all the troops. You know, that's what you're supposed to do today, right?

Anybody? And you're still recovering from the cookout, your cookout for the troops, your 12 pack to the head for the fucking heroes.

I don't give a shit what a holiday is. I don't give a fuck what it's for. Eventually enough years goes by and it's just an excuse to become a tub of shit and drink a 12 pack.

You know, and get all your feelings off your chest, you know, all that shit that you've been habbitin about the person that you with, you know, a few weeks ago, somebody was asking me, you know, they wanted to break up with somebody and I was saying, listen, you got to listen, you know, the person who has it down, how to do the breakup.

Was minivan men podcasts own celebrity star, Al Madrigal, but if you don't have time to email Al Madrigal, just listen to LL Cool J big ol' butt.

I don't know why I never really listen to him when I was growing up, you know, mama said knock you out. Oh, did she? Is that what she said? LL Cool J. I don't care. You know, I just wasn't into it and is deodorant in his armpits when he was jamming with those white guys. I just, I never got into it.

But lately, lately, I don't know, I don't know what happened. I just just come onto my YouTube shit. I don't know what it is, but I was listening to some of his stuff. Well, I know why yesterday I was trying to remember like, what was that song he used to have?

That I'm the type of guy and you're the type of guy. What the fuck was that? And then I listened to it and I kind of liked it, but I hated that. Oh, we oh part of it really annoyed me. I'm like, oh, that's why I never downloaded this shit.

But then on the side, they had LL Cool J big ol' butt.

You know, I played drums. I'm like, well, let me hear what this track sounds like and I put it on and he basically teaches you how to break up with the girl and that song. But that rap or that that rhyme, whatever, however you supposed to say it.

He breaks it down and just in like fucking 11 seconds. He sits his girl down. He's basically hanging out in like some sunglasses hut or some shit and some girl comes in with an insane ass.

And he does whatever guy does. He stares at anything. I want to fuck that. But oh shit, I have a girlfriend. So what does he do? Does he sneak around on her? No, he goes home and he sits her down. He says, listen.

I met this girl named Tina. Okay. Tina's got a big ol' butt. I know that I said I'd be true. Really whiten this up.

But Tina got a big ol' butt. So I'm leaving you. It's, I mean, that's just fucking airtight. You can't fuck with that. He was 100%. I don't even know she could get mad.

I think that's that I think women so expect guys to be lying weaselied pieces of shit that if you actually hit him with that level of honesty.

I think they would just be stunned. Just like the check in the video. Like I didn't think that that was bad acting. I think that they would absolutely be stunned. If you just came home and say, listen.

I met this girl. I know that I said I'd be faithful to you, but she's better looking than you. So I'm breaking up with you.

What is the combat? There's nothing. Maybe like if your girl came home and said, listen. I know it together, but this guy, you know, I met him at the mall.

Dick is twice the size of yours and he's got a better car. So it's kind of a no brainer. I'm out of here. What are you going to do?

What are you going to do with your little dick and your fucking dominoes pizza? It's over. You just got a fucking be like, yeah, you know, you only go around once. So yeah, I get it.

So anyway, so if you don't have time to email our madrugal, which you should, which you should just listen to a low cool J big old bud.

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