Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday. June 11th,

2012, 2012, which I am actually recording on Sunday, June 10th, which is my birthday,

my birthday. It's your birthday. You fucking cunt. Another year's gone by.

You're still sitting there in that fucking place. You don't want to be. So eat some cake,

blow out the candles, but not in that order. Or else you will burn your fucking mouth.

Mouth. M-O-U-F-F mouth. Hey, did many Pacquiao lose last night? Is that what I heard?

Somebody left me a message that he, he lost? That's unbelievable. I can't believe that little

righted up guy couldn't do it. I think everything is fucking fixed. Don't listen to me. I don't

think it's possible for a guy who comes in at 109 pounds to put on 40 pounds of muscle, not lose

any speed or any power, get actually get faster and stronger. Okay? I've seen that show. It's

called the fucking bionic man. That's the only thing that was missing. That's what they should have

shown in the beginning of all Pacquiao fights was him crashing some experimental aircraft, like John

Denver, except he doesn't die. You know, and John Denver would have died, wouldn't have died. He would

have lived if he wasn't wearing those stupid glasses. That's what did him in those little granny

glasses, like he sat around making cookies in a tree, you know, like those Kebler Elves.

That's what killed him. A lot of people don't know that. They thought it was massive head trauma

carnage to his rib cage area with the with the vitals there behind it. You know, the float and

rib that they gave over to that fucking cunt who couldn't stop eating the apples, right? It wasn't

that. It wasn't massive head trauma. It was very minimal, very specific. He slammed his head off

the experimental dashboard and his mainstream glasses then shot it through his eyes into his brains

them. Rocky Mountain, Ha, Colorado, and then he died. That's what happened. Everybody blamed the

aircraft. You know, but everybody who actually goes out and gets a pilot's license, I believe on the

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