Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and this is the Thursday afternoon Monday

morning podcast just before Friday afternoon and I'm just checking it on you.

What's going on for July 2nd 2015? Happy birthday to America. Happy birthday to

America. Happy birthday, Uncle Sammy. Happy birthday to you. Go fuck yourself.

All right. It's the fucking birthday of this country and you know what that

means, right? You get out there and you're truck. You get yourself a big old

bargain. Undo your fucking top button and most of your zipper. Let that belly out. Let

it walk around. I'll tell you what. Fourth of July in Los Angeles, I will tell you is

like no other place. Seriously, like they they it's an absolute fucking free for

all. You can shoot off essentially whatever the fuck you want wherever you

want regardless of safety and we are now in the fourth year evidently of the

drought. Now I knew we were having water issues. I didn't realize that it was the

fourth year because either I wasn't paying attention or they're finally starting to

report on it. So it is dry as can be, you know, dry is a fucking white guy's

torso. Anyways, so I am predicting once again last year was the first time you

know I go up I go up on the roof I go up on the roof and I watch the fireworks.

You know, I fucking put a little lawn chair down. This is the end of the day, right?

I just sit up there and I smoke a cigar and I have my fucking my Miller High

Life plural. Exactly. I have a hell of a time getting back down because there's

you know, the only way to get up on the roof is by a ladder, right? So, but I

just sit up there and I just I just watch all of them going off and I think

was last year of the year before was the first time I saw it I saw some

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