Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday.

What is it? June 18th, 2010. Yeah, I know, I know. I know. I know. Before he even fucking start, I know.

I know. It's Tuesday, the 19th. I know. Okay, what's the matter? You don't know what happened?

Don't you follow me on Twitter? I apologize for being a day late, sort of.

You know, I apologize. Let that guy who really doesn't give a shit or just banged your sister. I didn't know.

All that was your sister. Dude, I didn't see her for like fucking six months. She changed. All right.

No, I was doing I was doing a show in Chicago, Chicago. And you know, got out late and everything. And I didn't bring any of my shit with me.

So I was already going to do a half-assed one as far as the sound. I was just going to record it on my iPhone man.

And and then I don't know. I ended up fucking going out until like 4 30 in the morning. And then my flight was at 12.

So you do the math. Okay. I'm sorry. I partied last Sunday night like, you know, like me and my friends successfully robbed a casino.

You know, like in the end of sexy beast, you know, when they robbed it successful and everybody's laughing, you know, fucking, you know, whatever.

Some sort of old pub or steakhouse cigars, the whole damn thing. I was having a great time. I'm going to I'm going to lie to you.

I completely forgot that I had to do the podcast completely 100% forgot. You know, sorry. It's not my fault. I've been jet-setting.

Now I had a great weekend. I started off in San Jose. I'm not trying to make you guys jealous. I mean, San Jose, California right there.

You guys ought to just shut this whole podcast off just out of pure envy. You know, I don't know if you guys are fans of the prices right.

But many times during the showcase showdown, one of the the final gifts to make one of those housewives soccer moms lose their mind is an all expense paid trip to San Jose, California.

Granted, it is the first showcase. It's not the second one. Second one, I think is to Fresno.

Yeah, just went to San Jose and it's slowly getting better.

Ooh, child things are going to get easier. San Jose slowly turning it around.

Every time I come there, it's a little less scary or at least it feels a little less weird. You know, and then like Saturday is the weirdest day when you work San Jose.

San Jose is one of those classic cities where, you know, there's all kinds of people until the end of the work day. And the second the work day ends like around five.

Everybody just gets the fuck out of town. And then all of a sudden you can't you can't even get a goddamn dinner anywhere.

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