Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, June 2nd, 2014.

Oh my God, is it really June? Yes. Yes. Tresha, fucking June comes after May. Every goddamn year.

That's right. The summertime is coming. You know, you should have started going on your fucking bikini diet back in February, but you didn't.

You got all wrapped up in your life, didn't you? Well, it's not your fault, Tresha. Why don't I pick Tresha? I don't know why.

You know what? Because I'm sick of saying Karen and Kathy. I'm going to fucking make fun of some other goddamn names.

And I'll have the audacity to do it, even with a name like Bill, a nice generic fucking name. No imagination.

You know, actually, it took, I actually like my name. I don't know what happened. Somewhere along the lines about in the 90s.

You know what I mean? Everybody started to have all these fucking those names. George Colin made fun of, right?

George Callan, you know, Dakota and all those things, all those names that had to sound like a fucking canyon, right?

Now all those people are a coming of age and all of a sudden I saw my first, I don't know, I was watching some sport and they fucking over to fucking Dakota something.

And I'm like, am I that fucking old that somebody named Dakota is old enough to play a professional sport?

Sorry. Anyways, I'm going to weird mood today. I, this, the podcast is actually late this week. I'll give you two. Cause it's not even Monday morning.

You're probably thinking why Bill? You're a fucking comedian. You're a bum. You don't even have a real job. How come you can't get your ass out of bed early enough to even record it on your Monday morning?

Well, I'll tell you why. Last night I took the lovely Nia out to the Hollywood Bowl and we saw Bruno fucking Mars with Pharrell or Pharrell.

I don't know how I fucking say is they Pharrell, the guy who by watching his set evidently wrote 40% of all hits in the last 15 years.

I was just standing there as he went in from song to song, going like Jesus Christ, this guy, he wrote this song too.

Is this him? I thought that other guy sang it and then my wife would be like, no, he produced it for a minute, what all these Grammys? He's kind of awesome.

I know he kind of was. He was out there with his big smokey, the bear hat. This one was red, probably a special one.

Because he's playing the Hollywood Bowl. That was a great thing about the show last night. You could tell that both him and Bruno Mars were really excited to be playing the Hollywood Bowl. It was great.

They were just phenomenal fucking performers and you know, the only thing the whole night I would say was Pharrell's backup dancers.

They were dressed like they were still at rehearsal. That's the only thing I didn't like. You know, I'm sure I obviously they did it on purpose.

But you ever watch one of those movies like Fame or I don't know Bill and Ted's big adventure. One of those fucking movies from back in the eights.

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