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🗓️ 27 May 2014
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 26th, |
0:09.2 | 2014. Happy Memorial Day. Happy Memorial Day. Go to parade show your fucking respect and go |
0:21.8 | weed a bunch of burgers. And then you'll get fucking shit face and say something that you shouldn't |
0:28.7 | have fucking said. Maybe hit on your wife's sister. You get punched in. You fucking hit. |
0:35.8 | Anyways, if you can hear the echo in the room that I'm back downstairs is the project downstairs |
0:42.0 | inches along, you know, those of you who listen to this podcast, you know, from a year and a half |
0:48.9 | ago, not even a year and a half, 14 months ago, that fucking water damage. I like to think it was a |
0:55.0 | blessing in disguise because the part of the house upstairs was a macular and I just redone that |
1:02.6 | room. So that sucked. But below it was it was it was a fucking tree for it. It was shit. It needed |
1:09.7 | to be fucking replaced anyways. It's a fucking I don't know. I didn't want to get into it. And now, |
1:14.4 | of course, they get under the house and what I already knew was because I had somebody do some |
1:19.7 | electrical on my house before. He was cleaning up a little bit down there and he's in the crawl space |
1:25.3 | which is right underneath my living room. And I hear him down there every once in a while. I was |
1:29.5 | hearing this guy just going, what the fuck? So I knew it wasn't good. I knew it wasn't good. And he |
1:40.2 | told me that there was a lot of shit work down there. And I'm lucky. I didn't have a fire and |
1:44.4 | that he replaced most of it. So the foreman on this other job, some of the stuff that they've |
1:53.1 | taken out, they actually accidentally disconnected the phone. Bullshit happens as these guys work |
1:58.7 | on your house. So he reiterated. He didn't use the F bomb, but I could tell by what he was talking |
2:05.6 | about that I had some issues in the electrical department in my house. So you know, I'm going to |
2:16.4 | get that all taken care of which brings me to my question here. Solar power everybody. |
2:23.5 | Can I take five minutes just to be a fucking hippie man? Every once in a while, I go in and out of |
2:31.9 | my fucking, you know, I'm with the team and now and then I'm against the team. You know, |
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