Monday Morning Podcast 6-9-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2014

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Bill rambles about KFC, NBA announcers and having a gay son crush it.

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0:00.0	Hey what's going on it's Bill Burr and it's the Monday Morning Podcast.
0:06.7	For Monday June 9th 2014, one day before my fucking birthday.
0:14.1	Happy birthday to me.
0:16.8	Oh happy birthday to me.
0:20.5	Happy birthday you red headed freckled cunt.
0:29.7	Happy birthday.
0:32.3	Happy birthday to you.
0:40.0	You fucking douche what's going on how are you?
0:43.6	I've watched a bunch of sports this week that's all I did.
0:47.3	It's all I did you know how many times I sat through the national anthem.
0:50.2	Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
0:53.2	Everybody's different version of it.
0:55.7	You know I gotta go with Harry Carrey just sing the god damn song.
0:59.7	Just fucking get on with it.
1:03.6	Just drop the fucking puck.
1:06.5	Just throw up the basket ball throw out the first pitch.
1:12.6	Can we do like a trade off like every other game we just say we pledge allegiance.
1:16.4	Can we do that?
1:17.4	We can all murmur it in the crowd.
1:18.8	I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
1:22.7	And to the republic for which it stands I got choked up there.
1:27.1	One nation under God and indivisible.
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