Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, June 20th,

2011. How the hell are you? It's quarter to eight in the morning, my time.

I got to bang this fucking thing out here in an hour because I got some people coming over, gonna be doing some work on my fucking apartment.

Yeah, back in the day when my dog was a

fucking a crazy dog.

We used to go, we would leave to go do some things and then we'd come back and try to eat its way through the molding and the door and all this type of shit.

And my girl was always like, we need to get that fix. Why don't we get a fix? It'll go to what do we have company?

And I was like, well, I'm not getting it fixed until the dog is not out of its goddamn mind.

So that was a, that was a long process. The dog is not out of its mind. It's not out of its mind.

It was nervous. It was scared. He was like, hey, man, where are you guys going? I want to go to me and we're about me.

I got a bad feeling about this man. Like that dude in Platoon, right? He would, my dog, she, excuse me, she would freak out.

But now we got, we have a crate train. So we stick around the crate. She sits in there. It's her own little world. She feels safe.

And you know, we put the music on. She doesn't know if we're home. She doesn't know if we're not home.

Worked like a charm. That's basically what we did. We put her in the, in the crate.

And we turned the crate around where the door is, you know, and you just have it pointed at the wall.

That prevented her from trying to get out. And then we had one of those little baby cameras.

You know, if you have a baby and you're worried that it's going to, you know, start stealing things out of your sock drawer.

They give you those little fucking cameras to watch. We just used one of those.

And any time she tried to break out of the crate, we would come in and go, hey, knock it off.

Knock it off. Lay down. Lay down. Good girl.

Right. And then what we finally end up do is we just, that whole process we just put music on. So she doesn't hear us leave.

She doesn't know if we're home or not every time she would start to get antsy.

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