Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

The hell month is it May 21st, 2012. What's going on? How are you? Did you have a nice weekend?

Are you looking forward to Memorial Day?

Dude, my buddy's got a fucking bokehead. We're going to get out there with some fucking butt wisest.

Dude, guys weekend, fuck the ladies.

Yeah, that's coming up, right? I had no idea. I had no idea that next week was a three-day weekend.

You know, because I'm a comedian every week's a three-day weekend.

I don't have shit to do. I just sit around now.

Actually, I've been working my ass off. I just did, you know, I didn't, but I've got offered to do another episode of Glee.

They liked what I did so much last season. It's a possibility. It's not a definite.

All right, so I'm already going to my vocal coach. You know, just working out some songs.

You know, I'm a dreamer. How hard is it going?

You know, they probably turned that into like a melody, right? They'd start singing that and then they'd go into another one, right?

I had to run away high in C.A. Why do they always do that? And then the crowd always goes, oh my god, it's a difference.

I didn't see that. They, they, they connect all those years. I have both those songs in my iPod. And I just never saw how they connected.

It took a bunch of twinkle toes and a cafeteria to show them. They're always singing in a cafeteria.

What is the deal with that? What's the deal with gay people singing in Givertiris?

Is there something for my, my gay listeners out there? Do you guys, do you guys feel the need to sing whenever you're in a cafeteria?

Is that what it is? You know, come up to the football players.

Sam, I've been to the way snap in your fingers, moving your arms vertically. Do you? Of course you don't, right? Isn't that TV's version of what you do?

You just like us. You're looking for a closet to rub one out. Except you think a different shit.

See that bringing people together on the podcast, speaking of singing, I'm going to order this thing. You guys know that I hate country music. You know, I like the older shit.

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