Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, May 19th, 2014.

Bear, make sure to press your upside. It's about February.

Welcome to another edition of this.

I don't know what the fuck it is. It's a goddamn podcast. All right.

What are you doing right now? Are you at the gym?

Somebody told me recently, you always think we're cubicles. We're not cubicles. Some of us throw on treadmills.

So a lot of people on treadmills. You're running at this point. You're just starting.

You're just starting on your treadmills. When you treadmills, I should say, unless you're running on more than one.

Are you that douche? Is the douche? The treadmill douche in the gym right now?

You know, that person who for some reason, I'll do burn more calories when you go backwards.

Or is that some sort of mating ritual where you get your balls sent,

fucking blown the other way? And that somehow attracts the women on the elliptical behind you?

I don't know what it is. You ever see these fucking jerk offs?

They run backwards, then they go sideways.

Because they're going to have a lot of lateral movement in the fucking office.

You never know when the boss is going to call an audible and start pointing to your side of the fucking cubes.

Right? Like you're turning around yelling at a corner back down in the fucking break room.

What do you run inside ways for? Why are you running backwards?

You fucking douche, and then you fall and you break your tailbone. And who do you sue?

Huh? Chicago fitness, whatever the fuck you went.

Whatever the fuck you went. Whatever the fuck you were at. Sorry.

All right. You know what? I have to admit something.

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