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hey what's going on it's Bill Burrits the Monday morning podcast from Monday May 14th 2012

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Roni I am so rory I got the house all of myself

Nears out of town comes back tomorrow and my dogs out getting a tune up

so I'm sitting in my house all by myself all by my lonesome I'd like to sit here and tell you that the reason why I'm sitting here by myself

my life to get the fuck out right like some pimps shit and now I'm just sitting

here in some giant leather chair the head of an animal above me in my study

with a bunch of books surrounding me that I never read some creepy toy for my

childhood. Now I don't know what the fuck's going on. There's nobody here and I'm

I'm slowly losing my mind I'm eating like shit. I had waffles like three days in

a row. You know because I don't know how to make them just for one. I don't have

the recipe. Usually make them for two people and then there's a couple extra so

you know I just made the fucking batch because the recipe I have says one egg. So

you know if I cut it in half one and I put half a fucking egg in there okay I

don't know how to do that. So I'm making all the waffles and I'm using all the

syrup and I'm fucking I'm out of whack I'm full of sugar and dough. I went to the

grocery store I'm like a single man I went to grocery store and they you know

rather than buy something to cook I go and I buy like you know parts of a

chicken that were already cooked to God knows when you know somebody hit it with a

truck and then they threw it on a fucking grill. So for the first time in my

life second time actually I actually had for lunch I had chicken and waffles a

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