Monday Morning Podcast 5-20-13

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2013

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Bill rambles about public pools, people who quit, and Las Vegas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.6	It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday Morning Podcast.
0:05.1	For Monday, May 20th.
0:10.7	Yeah, May 20th.
0:12.7	Keep it going for May 20th.
0:15.2	Come on.
0:16.2	Isn't she lovely?
0:17.9	May 20th, 2013.
0:19.3	How the hell are you?
0:22.0	You doing all right there?
0:24.0	You doing all right with your twinkle toes over here?
0:27.6	I'm kind of in a fucked up mood.
0:31.0	We just got back.
0:32.3	I was on the road with the lovely Nea for the last fucking 10 days.
0:36.5	I was really nervous about that the whole thing, like 10 straight days, 24 fucking seven,
0:40.7	basically, other than when I was on stage running my goddamn app, she was going to be at
0:46.0	my side.
0:47.0	I was like, you know, this is going to be bad.
0:49.6	We only had one major fight.
0:52.2	One major, like go fuck yourself.
0:54.6	I'm going to go become a C-capped in.
0:56.2	You'll be in astronaut so we can be as far away from each other as possible.
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