Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, May 13, 2013. How? Why? Yeah?

How's it going?

Uh-oh, May 13, 2013.

A lot of 13s are you superstitious? Do you think 13s an unlucky number?

Let me ask you this. Why?

Why do you think it's unlucky?

Because you were told that from the day you were born, you know, stay with that 13. It's a fucking bad egg.

Really? Yeah, it's a, it's a number.

You know, about 13, you can't get to 14.

You know, you raise how fucking childish that is, like all these hotels where they, they, they called the 13th floor the 14th floor.

You know, it's like, dude, we're on the 13th floor. I don't give a shit what you call it.

You start calling an apple in orange. I bite into it. It's still a fucking apple.

You know, I don't understand, like the thing that I will never get past is how fucking childish adults are.

That you know these hot, these fucking hotels had to not have a 13th floor because there's so many fucking people that believe in that horse shit that they literally will, they won't, I don't want to stay on the 13th floor.

Why? Because you're worried the 14th floor is going to collapse onto it. You stupid fucks.

You know, and you know what kills me?

No, Bill. What kills you? Well, I'll tell you, God damn it. What kills me is how?

Because of the dollar, these fucking people, they, they, they, they, panda to them.

Do you think I want to get a room in the hotel? Okay, we got 1306.

I can't stay on the 13th floor. I, I can't stay. I need another floor. 13's unlucky.

And what do they do? They give them another floor. You know, right there they should be like, well listen, why don't you fucking grow up?

What do you think we use a less grade of quality concrete when we made that floor? You asshole?

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