Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday,

um, May 27th, 2013. I don't like the way I just said, um, Monday, um, you ever catch

yourself sounding like a douche there? Happy Memorial Day. Happy Memorial Day. A

beautiful time to thank the troops and stuff your mother fucking face with

shit. Right? Isn't that what you're doing? Let's all have a moment of silence for

everyone who made a sacrifice for this country. Alright, let's go stuff our faces.

Right? Isn't that what isn't what every fucking holiday is? Flag day. Today is a

day. To remember, remember, remember, remember, all the flags that have waved

out about this country. And now let's stuff our faces, faces, faces. Let's get drunk and

have a fight with our mothers, mothers, mothers, mothers. You know, isn't that what it is?

How many people are actually going to go to a fucking parade today from the halls of

Montez, oh, the shores of Tripoli, huh? Who can sing beyond that fucking two lines?

Other than a goddamn X-Marine or a current Marine, one of the other. Is that what they

do when you when you join the Marines, by the way? Do you have to sing that song?

There's some drill sergeant is in your face. I'll hate you. You fucking scream it.

I'm from the halls of, oh shit. You're singing like one of them. Quirks. Right? I commend anybody

who's in the military service simply for the ability to get through boot camp and having

somebody screaming in your face and just pushing down every ounce of your being to not like

just punch that guy right in the fucking face. This is thing I thought about that shit,

right? Like let's say things get really fucked up and all of a sudden they want to draft

soon to be 45 year old balding redheads like myself. And I've actually thought about for

some reason. I think I think about it whenever I do pull ups, because whenever I do pull

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