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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-28-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about a medieval looking object, 'here to change the game', and donuts.

Music Interlude:  CARRTOONS (feat. Nigel Hall) - Groceries

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burns, time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:04.2

before Friday Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in, just checking in

0:11.8

on you. What's going on? How are you? How's things? I just watched my Boston Red

0:19.2

Sox. Finally beat the goddamn Blue Jays. Jesus Christ. That fucking springer,

0:27.7

that kid's killing us. Absolutely killing us. And I gotta tell you, you know, I gotta admit,

0:35.0

I gotta admit, they got a good squad. God damn it, it kills me. And you know, and who's

0:39.2

kiddin' who? Boba Shett, love the highlights. The highlights in his hair is just, you know,

0:44.5

it's not enough that he's a shortstop and the MLB, it's not enough that he has long flowing

0:50.2

hair. He also has to get him highlighted. I mean, Jesus Christ. What the fuck more do you

0:55.6

need to do? All jealousy. And then I did enjoy Jordan Romano, the look on his face. He looks

1:03.9

like fucking Teen Wolf. He was not fucking around. I think we caught him in between growing

1:09.3

a beard because I had to look him up to be like does he always look like that? I just

1:13.5

think it was the intensity that came because you see a photo of the guy. He looks fine.

1:17.0

But when he's sitting there with his glove up to his face, you know, and he's doing the

1:20.4

full metal jacket, you know, when you kind of put your head down, you look through the

1:23.5

bottom of your eyebrows. Mildly unsettling for a baseball player. Anyway, and how about

1:35.0

your Boston Celtics? Woo! Oh, Freckles. Oh, Billy Bitchnees was like, let's not get too

1:42.0

confident after being up two games to none and seeing all those meathead Celtics fans walk

1:48.2

and that's ain't all Celtics fans of meatheads. I mean the drunks that walk up to the cameras

1:53.4

after the games over going four in four. Guess what? They were right. What a surprise.

2:01.0

I'm always I used to be right before I had kids and I got busy. I used to be right about

2:05.2

sports a lot. I cannot remember. Oh, wait a minute. I beat the book this year against

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