Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Bird. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. May 1st,
0:08.7	2023. What's going on? How are you? Good to see you. Good to hear from you. Good to
0:19.2	fucking have you listening. I don't even know what I'm saying. It's Sunday night in my Boston
0:26.0	Bruins lost in overtime in game seven to the Florida Panthers. Fucking hats off to the Florida
0:36.3	Panthers. I mean, they just fucking I can't even say they played great. They just like played hockey.
0:43.6	I don't know what the fuck we were doing. I don't really don't know what the fuck we were doing.
0:48.0	Do you know on that last possession before they tied it up in game seven. There's a face off
0:56.3	on our end. There's 50 something seconds left. We win the draw. Two Bruins go in the corner. I
1:01.7	don't know who the fuck got it. One Panther skates in, lifts our stick and just takes the fucking
1:07.6	puck. The puck fucking pond hockey shit. They stay in our zone, throw some garbage at the net,
1:16.5	bing bang boom. It fucking deflects off people ends up in the back of the fucking net. That right
1:21.8	there more than anything is why we're going home and they're moving on. Like I don't know what the
1:30.3	fuck we were doing. And I also secondly, I don't know what the fuck has happened to hockey. I went to
1:38.8	the Edmonton Oilers versus the LA Kings, the decisive game on Saturday night. And first of all,
1:46.2	dude, you owe it to yourself to see Conor McDavid live in that whole line. Leon Dry Scydle and
1:54.8	fucking Evander K. Matt. I mean, it was it was unbelievable. It was it was like there was there
2:01.7	was something Conor McDavid did in the beginning. He had the puck down low and he just skated like a
2:08.5	big fucking like he skated around the whole fucking offensive zone with the puck and went around people.
2:17.3	It made it look it looked like he was playing like division, whatever the fuck they have like division
2:23.0	three hockey and you just watching this guy going that guy's definitely going to the pros. He's so
2:28.4	much better than all of these guys. He does that at the pro level. But anyways, watching that game,
2:36.0	this is a decisive game for the Kings. If they lose, they're out of the playoffs and dude, no hits.
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