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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Bill rambles about Clinton's cigar, Harvard, and staricases.

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0:00.0

What's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday

0:05.5

Monday morning podcast and checking in on you. Who? How are you? How's it going? How's

0:12.2

your team doing? Is your team still in the fucking playoffs? Because mine isn't gradually

0:18.8

getting over this. I've been actually watching a lot of playoff hockey. What about the fucking

0:22.1

Seattle crack and knocking out the avalanche? I mean, that's fun to see. But then it's also

0:27.9

like, I, you know, I'm under watch economy, Kenan and that kid who's the next Bobby

0:32.2

York. And now they're not there. Right? I haven't enjoyed watching the Edmonton Oilers,

0:41.5

even though they lost last night. I watched the first like period and a half before my

0:47.5

kids came downstairs from their bath. And then suddenly we will, what the hell did we

0:51.2

end up watching? All the pink Panther. I like the earlier ones, which just, you know,

1:02.0

Henry Mancini's music. But then in the late 70 ones, they sort of, they re-recorded it.

1:12.8

And you know what's funny now that I'm all jaded in this business. It's like they didn't

1:15.8

want to keep paying them. So they fucking re-recorded it, you know, like Ozzy and what's her

1:23.2

face did with the fucking Barca the Moon albums or whatever they did to fuck over the drummer

1:27.2

and the bass player. They re-recorded the thing. And then they added this shit music. I can't

1:36.5

remember how it went. It was stuck in my head in a fucking loop. Anyway, ended up watching

1:40.5

that. But I'll tell you right now that that fucking goal last night. I'm sorry, I'm fighting

1:45.3

off a cold here. Leon Drysidle. You know what's a me? Okay, for those you didn't see it. He was like

1:55.8

like parallel to the net. So there's no way you can score. There's this, there's like fucking two

2:01.0

inches of clearance above the goalies shoulder. He flips it up off his back, which is he's not the

2:08.4

first guy to do it. All right, but he's doing it at the NHL level in a playoff game. I know

2:13.0

other guys in the NHL have done it, but like what's amazing is because like the goal tender actually

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