Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Bill rambles about watching sports, his truck, and taking back the money supply.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.3	It's Bill Burns, time for the Thursday afternoon.
0:04.6	Just before Friday Monday morning podcast,
0:07.4	and I'm checking in all year.
0:10.0	Wow.
0:12.9	Jesus Christ.
0:17.2	Just dropped my kid off, right at school.
0:20.8	And my wife's car, the fucking thing starts making this noise.
0:24.4	It's going, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
0:28.6	Making this noise.
0:29.4	So I'm like, all right, car of the future.
0:32.9	What the fuck does that mean?
0:34.3	Bo-no, bo-no, bo-no, bo-no, bo-no.
0:38.5	It's the door open.
0:39.5	I open the door, I close it.
0:41.0	Bo-no, bo-no, bo-no, bo-no.
0:43.2	I open all the fucking doors, I close them.
0:45.7	Bo-no, bo-no.
0:47.6	I fucking stop, I shut the car off.
0:50.1	It's still doing it.
0:51.0	I literally get it into the driveway.
0:52.8	I shut it off.
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