Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-4-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2019

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Bill rambles about a charity gig, product jingles, and green smoothies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.2	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday,
0:06.9	morning, podcast and I'm just checking in on you.
0:15.9	I'm checking in to see how's your week going.
0:18.0	You're almost there, man.
0:21.0	It's fucking Thursday, man.
0:23.1	You're on the East Coast.
0:23.9	It's almost lunchtime.
0:25.6	All right, but time this comes out of a big lunchtime.
0:27.5	What are you gonna get?
0:28.8	Huh?
0:29.9	You're gonna go out and get something heavy?
0:31.8	Are you gonna start the weekend right?
0:34.7	Go out and get something healthy.
0:35.9	Bring the stomach down a little bit.
0:37.2	You feel a little more comfortable, right?
0:38.8	A little more confident.
0:39.7	You go out to the clubs with your button downed shirt.
0:42.1	Your belly's not pressing against it.
0:44.3	Right?
0:45.3	Well, you know, I used to do a bit in my acqua.
0:46.3	Your buttons are doing like the iron cross,
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