Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, April 8th, 2013. How you doing? How are you?

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So here we go. This is the Monday morning podcast. Everybody and I am in Atlanta hot. Atlanta, baby. How you doing? Um, I got here last night. I'm a day early before my big showdown in Athens.

Joe, Joe and you're probably wondering, Bill, why did you come in? Up day and a half early? Well, I'll tell you why. Because tonight I'm going to the basketball game Michigan versus Louisville. All right. The NCAA championship game. Why wouldn't you?

You're in town. There's still tickets to be had. Can you believe it? There's still tickets to be had. Dude, Atlanta has to be the worst fucking sports town on the face of the United States. I didn't say the earth.

Okay. I'm not going to be arrogant and act like I know sports fans from here to Tim buck to. On either way, Tim buck to is. I don't even know if that's a real fucking place. I don't know if that's an expression. I don't know who shot. I don't know who's not.

But they fucking suck here in Atlanta. Okay. In Atlanta, they suck. George Bulldogs. That's a whole different story. Hey, wait. You get me to an M dogs. I'm in there. I'm between the edges.

Okay. I'm not talking about the SEC college fucking sports fan down here. Those people are fucking lunatics. All right. They're out there making moonshine before the game. They're out of their fucking minds.

They read it full on fucking redneck or they're like that, um, oh, Belle video. Come here. And all they have that fucking plantation vibe. One of the other. Just talking about the white people down here. All right.

So in the drug addicts are all in the waffle house. All right. If you want to score some meth and get a delicious breakfast and you're in the South, I have to recommend the fucking waffle house. That's the place to go.

If you'd like to maybe get into a fight. If you didn't even know that you wanted to get into a fight, that's where you want to fucking go.

The waffle house is basically that would be the South's. That's kind of their hand. What the fuck is is the equivalent to that up in the North.

Just some place we could go out and get some food and maybe get the shit kicked out of you. Maybe get a prostitute. Maybe have a heart attack. What is that? The cheesecake factory?

You know what? I'll have to get back to you on that one. Anyway, so I'm here and I'm going to be going to the basketball game tonight. What the fuck is with this chair?

It's one of these fucking chairs. Oh, I keep it in the adjuster thing with my calf. Sorry. It's not the chair's fault. It's my fault. All right. You know what's great about this chair is it's not a live person. So I don't really have to apologize to it. Even though I just did.

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