Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April

1st, 2013. That's right, everybody. It's April Fool's Day. Holy shit. Is this podcast

going to be wacky? Is he going to pull a prank? Is he pranking us right now? Is that

his voice? I would say you guys so much I fucking hate this day. You know what I mean?

Back when I was in the matrix and I actually had a day job and I was a productive member

of society. You know, and I actually used to sit there and I'd go to fucking work every

goddamn day and every once in a while at the end of the day. They'd say some shit like,

you know, we'd appreciate it. It's not mandatory, but we would appreciate it if you guys could

hang around for a couple of minutes after five today. We'd like to talk about some of

our productivity goals in the upcoming quarter. And I would actually hang out going, I got

to do this. I got to put on a, I got to put on a, you know, I got to be a team player

here and I would sit there and listen to these fucking suits. You know, talking about,

you know, unloading trucks or whatever the fuck they were talking about and oh, that

is interesting. Oh, that's great. Oh, are we going to upgrade to the electronic fucking

pallet jacks? Palet jacks? I haven't said pallet jacks in like fucking 25 years. We were

all excited. Wow. They really give a shit about us. Now they know they just worried they're

going to get sued because the fucking coca just blew out his goddamn back. You know,

and then they're like, well, what if everybody blows out their backs? How do we avoid that?

What is going to be cheaper? Paying their workman's comp or actually getting them the proper

equipment? So anyways, the stupid fucking April fool's jokes, right? I say those fucking

goddamned. You know, I hated about it was half the people who would get you. They weren't

funny and they they're this is their idea. You know, be like, they'd be like, hey, do you

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