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April 15th, 2013. How are you? How are you doing this week? Do you feel like this week is going to be a good one?

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The seat in my cubicle. How are you guys? Can you hear that? Can you hear that fucking engine running right now?

You know what your lovely host is? I'm on a fucking bus, man. I've been going through the south. You know, they call it the dirty south.

And I got to tell you I haven't seen any filth down here. Other than a couple of who is. No, seriously. It's been an absolutely beautiful trip.

This time, Old Billy Redface decided instead of getting in a little ass fucking car and driving a fucking thousand miles all over the south as I tore it around.

I actually got a little bus here. And I've been on the road with Paul. Do I called it verzy? And Jason Lawhead.

And we've been doing shows and drinking like the fucking rat pack.

I think I've ever drank so much in my fucking life. If you guys ever get a chance to travel by bus, okay?

And I know you've all done it. And I'm not talking about that Peter Pan Greyhound shit, right?

Were you and 70 other people that you don't even fucking know? Get on a goddamn bus, right? Somebody takes a shit two feet away from you.

I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about sleeping upright. The weighty ahead waking you up every time they go over a fucking bump.

I'm not talking about that either. I'm talking about getting your own bus.

Yeah, your own fucking bus watching anchor man and drinking booze.

Is somebody else drives the greatest fuck this is right now. I'm going to tell you this and I'm going right through until Wednesday.

This has been the greatest. This is how big I'm going. This has been the greatest fucking road trip of my life.

This is perfect because you know what gets you when you're out here people. It's not the shows.

I don't know. It's the travel. That's where fucking beach up when you're an old fuck like me.

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