Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April

4, 2011 or 2011, as I saw it so succinctly put this weekend by the great comedian Pat

Noswell. That's how he said it. He was on stage. I was doing a show with him, the Kevin

and Bean, April foolishness show. And I noticed at some point at the Gibson Ampitheater, by

the way formerly known as the Universal Ampitheater for Blues Brother fans. You might recognize

that name, right? Remember that? Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Universal

Ampitheater. Here it is, something, something going on 1985. So much in music here today

is pre-programm electronic disco. That's where the fuck they did that. They were opening

for Steve Martin at the height of Steve Martin's career when he had the white suit with the

bow and arrow going through it. So that's the second year in a row. I've got to do that

wonderful program, show, performance, whatever the fuck you call it. And it was an awesome

night of comedy. But there was something learned in all the filth and funnery that I saw

that night was Pat and said 2011. So that's how I'm saying it for the rest of the year

because I can't say 2011. I have to slow down 2011. 2011. See it runs together. 2011.

All of a sudden everybody in the room relaxes. Hey, we're with a friend. We thought that

Red Headed Guy was, was, you know, who's left handed. Some of the times was a spawn of

the devil. You know? That's what they used to think about Red Head's and people who wrote

what they left hand. So basically, I would, if it was still the 1800s, I would be getting

the shit slapped out of me. And one of those fucking schools, you know, that they used to have

on little house in the prairie where you had grades two through eight were all sitting

in the same room. Tell me there wasn't inappropriate behavior going on there. You know, you're a senior

in high school, right? All of a sudden the freshman girls come in. There's always one

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