Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

The fuck is it? March 28th, 2011. Oh my God. How is March already over?

In like a lamb out like a lion. Did the fucking goat see its shadow?

That's one of the great things about living in a desert. You don't have to listen to that dumb shit when it comes to February and March.

You know, when you live in the desert, the desert area, I don't have to deal with that shit.

What do you think is going to happen? It's been so mild in the beginning of March.

Does that mean it's going to get temptuous towards the end?

I don't know, they're sharing. I don't know what's going to fucking happen.

All I know is that it's going to be 70 degrees out every day for the rest of my life provided.

I stay out here. Speaking of the desert, I actually visited a friend of mine.

Visited it. A friend of mine. Out in the desert, a buddy of mine.

He said, uh, at a baby girl. Well, he didn't have it. His wife had it.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, douche. Sorry, it's an old joke.

Sorry, I'm getting settled in here. I'm getting settled in.

Let me get settled into the podcast before you start rolling. You fucking eyes at me and you goddamn cubicle.

All right, little miss. Ooh, I'm going to get an office someday.

Is that what you think that cubicle represents?

Look at it. They already gave me half the walls and no ceiling.

I mean, where else can you go from here?

Someday I'll have a door.

I got news for you.

All right, if you're in a cubicle right now, why don't you fucking grow a dick?

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