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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-30-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news.

Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Denise

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The Monday Morning Podcast Live, I'm doing a live show of the podcast here in L.A.

0:05.7

There's only going to be like a hundred tickets.

0:07.2

So if you want to stream this thing, streaming tickets for the digital experience, tickets

0:15.0

will be available for all Monday Morning Podcast listeners to take part in the digital experience,

0:20.2

no matter where in the world you call home.

0:22.4

April 23rd at noon Pacific time, Pacific Standard Time, 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time

0:29.9

8 p.m. British Standard Time, 5 a.m. Australian Eastern Standard Time.

0:35.8

I am going to be extra ignorant, extra stupid and all of that.

0:38.7

Tickets are available at www.moment.co-bure.

0:44.8

That's www.moment-m-o-m-e-n-t.co-bure.

0:52.2

Hey, what's going on?

0:53.2

It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday Morning

0:57.3

Podcasts.

0:58.3

I'm just checking in on you.

1:02.1

Just checking in to see how your day is going.

1:05.2

You know what?

1:06.2

I'm going to be honest with you, man.

1:07.2

I was having the greatest fucking day.

1:10.6

So having the greatest day, sitting here in my leather chair, and then I sat down to

1:19.1

do the podcast and I just don't know what the fuck.

1:23.7

It's like I'm going to sit down.

1:27.9

I'm going to sit right down and write myself a letter.

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