Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. Just check it in on you. On the Thursday here, whatever

the fuck it is, the hell's the goddamn date here, man? I would say, you know what? It's

fucking able to turn the third down here. Louisiana. Down here in the big easy. We just rolled

into town today and I'm just going to do my little half hour bullshit here before

I play a couple of classic clips from the Monday morning podcast back in yesterday, back

in yesterday, back before, back when baby seals had enough fish in the ocean to eat.

Right? Back when apples would turn brown when they went bad. I still think we were making

our own salmon at that point. Man made salmon just stirring it up in a peachy dish. Would

you care for a bite? Anyways, so the tour has been going fantastic. All these jokes, man,

this is how you put together a stand-up act. You get on a goddamn fucking bus and you just

do shows every night for two weeks and it's over. One weekend. One weekend. I'm telling

you. It's like going to Jim. You go to Jim the first day, you're like, oh my God, I don't

want to do this. Then a weekend, you feel like a monster. Unless you like me, you bet

you bought it for months because you're almost 47 years of age, right? But that's a different

thing. All right? I really hit the high note there. I wasn't even trying to. It's going

to be like, hey, that's different. But I went, hey, that's different thing. So anyways,

what's going on in the world of nothing? We have another controversy, everybody. What

is it? What is it? Is it that the oceans are fished out? Is it that our food supply

slowly being turned into poison? Is it that there was this maybe like what three fucking

banks left? Is that what it is? No, it isn't. Some fucking guy who plays Captain America

and another guy who plays fucking electric man, whatever the hell they play. I don't watch

these fucking movies. These superhero movies, they were asked to describe some character,

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