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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-21-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Hollywood Bowl, storage units, and strip malls.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:04.7

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. And I'm

0:12.4

driving. I'm driving because I'm a billy busy day. Oh, there's an Amazon Prime

0:17.5

truck that's sort of like a UPS truck. I thought they only had the Sprinter Vans.

0:21.3

And I'll look to my right. There's a Dodge Ram TRX in velocity Ford velocity

0:28.8

blue. Figure that one out. That that looks like their answer to the Raptor. Like we

0:35.8

can make a really loud truck that serves no fucking purpose unless you take it

0:41.0

out to the desert and go bah-ha racing. Oh, whatever. Maybe somebody likes a truck

0:48.8

like that. I have no idea. I think my truck show one up today. The truck I don't

0:53.2

need. I'm doing my part when it comes to capitalism. I went out and bought

0:58.8

something I didn't need strictly for an image. Now it isn't something something I

1:06.9

always wanted. I always wanted a full-size fucking pickup truck even though I

1:11.1

have a small-sized brain. There you go. All right. Can I just have that? Look, I just

1:15.4

sitting on a bicycle staring at his phone. Just sitting there. Is he waiting for

1:20.3

somebody else to ride his bike with? I mean, I'm in a car on my phone. This guy's

1:27.4

on a bicycle. Like he's taking it to the next level. He hits a pedestrian. Does he

1:31.6

get sued? Or does he get a pass because he, you know, he did it in a green way? Oh,

1:39.0

Billy, gonna make the light. Oh, Billy, gonna make the light. Yeah. There's a place

1:44.2

that's gonna go out of business soon. Sometimes you can just see, you just look at

1:48.0

the paint on the outside of a store and you're like, that fucking place does not have a

1:52.4

prayer. Speaking about not having a prayer, the fucking Bruins last night. Jesus Christ,

1:56.8

we got our goddamn asses hoi-ept by the Florida Panthers. You know, because it's the playoffs.

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