Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday April 14th to the

Azadah, Thalat, hey, Jesus Christ. I've been sitting here. I'm still in France. This is the last

fucking week I'm in France. Last couple of days here. So that's why I'm still using the garage

band thing and it sounds a little weird. But I've been sitting here for fucking a half hour

waiting for the lovely Mia to leave the apartment so I can do the goddamn podcast. You're probably

going to come back here in the end. But I just, I mean, does anything take fucking longer? I know

this is a hacky bit and it's been done a zillion times by every comic out there where's a fucking

sweater and works totally clean. You go, ah, guys, do this. We're gonna do that. But does anything

fucking take longer than a woman getting ready to leave? I actually had a dying laugh and she grabs

this fucking bag and the amount of shit she's putting in it has. Okay, are you going on an excursion?

She had medicine in there. She grabbed like fucking three different things to put on her head or

around her neck, scarves, fucking whatever's. I don't know. Why doesn't that go so long?

I just kept saying get the fuck out of here.

Anyways, so I don't know what the fuck I'm going to talk about this week because I haven't been

doing shit. I haven't watched shit. I haven't talked on a cell phone and forever. I'm completely

out of the loop. Like I finally just checked in with the NHL NHL.com to see what the hell was going on.

Oh, and by the way, if you lived over here, you would you would get into soccer or football.

You'd get into rugby. You'd watch all those sports and you'd enjoy it. They're great games.

That's what I realized once I've been over here fucking long enough. And at some point, you have

to watch a goddamn sporting event. You know, and you go in there and everybody's into the thing

and you just you just get sucked into it. Like I'm actually rubber-necking now when I walk by

screens and there's a soccer game on and I never watch I don't watch that shit.

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