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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 4-7-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2014

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Paris, electricity and debates weight with the lovely Nia.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday

0:07.0

April, fuck, it's seventh

0:10.0

What's going on? How are you? I apologize for the

0:14.0

Bad sound on the recording

0:17.0

I am right now. I am overseas. I am in gay patty

0:22.0

I don't mean that in a homophobic way

0:24.0

It's just what they call it. I think gay still means happy over here.

0:30.0

They used to mean happy and you have states of America before gay people stole that word

0:36.0

You know, and then started telling people how they can use it, how they can't use it.

0:42.0

Doesn't make any sense to me. You don't own a word.

0:45.0

Anyways

0:47.0

I mean, how come stupid, you know, how come dope and stupid can actually mean something good?

0:57.0

Right? What you can't say can't mean that's lame.

1:02.0

I guess because it's it's coming from gay meaning same sex.

1:08.0

I don't know. I've never understood it.

1:11.0

I can say like, you know, that fucking band is dead gay

1:15.0

Meaning lame and still not care of gay people get married.

1:22.0

Like why does everybody have to be a fucking parent right now and just say what you can't say and what you can't say.

1:29.0

It doesn't make a difference what the fuck you say. It's what's in your fucking eye

1:34.0

Right? All you're doing is you just given a roadmap for psychos on how to get through the minefield without showing their hand.

1:42.0

You know, and that's how you end up with another Hitler.

1:48.0

I'm joking. Maybe a Mussolini though.

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