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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-16-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the dog shit diet, Drake, and that X on the floor.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:05.4

Friday Monday morning podcast. I'm just checking in on you. See it. Are you doing during

0:14.6

these strange times? Is this the new normal? I don't know how you guys do it. God bless

0:25.9

you. If you're still fucking watching TV and listening to people saying things like that,

0:31.1

as we adjust to the new normal, I ain't got one fucking person says it and then everybody

0:38.7

says it and nobody gets called out for being a hack. You know, stay in the comic if I

0:44.9

go up and I go fucking do somebody else's joke. I'm a goddamn thief. These fucking ass

0:50.0

whole lazy ass journalist all say in the same fucking shit. Another favor to mine. Oh,

0:56.0

I love this one is when when people when people say this, this is this, oh, this, I'll tell

1:01.6

you where you go. I'll tell you that's why catch me when when people fucking go, you know,

1:06.8

this has been especially hard for me. Right. Immediately. Let's just grab that camera

1:13.0

lens, point it right at your sister. Right. This has been especially difficult for me

1:19.6

because I'm such a social person. Can you fucking believe that there's people out there

1:29.4

saying that this has been especially difficult for me because I'm such a social person. Yeah,

1:36.4

fuck people who lost relatives. You're used to going to a cappuccino cupcake down the street

1:45.1

and fucking dumping your morning on somebody. It's been especially hard for me because

1:51.5

I'm such a social person. I was actually joking with the body of mine saying, you know,

2:00.9

as we stood right next to each other, fucking spitting and one of those, no, we were on the

2:04.9

phone. I fucking, I was saying people who say, you know, because I'm such a social person,

2:11.8

what they really are upset about is not that other people are dying, not that people

2:16.0

are struggling, not that small businesses are trying desperately to stay afloat. Not

2:22.9

that bankers and oil men are still having a cheese fucking horse with no masks on upstairs

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