Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2022
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Bill rambles about St. Patrick's Day, shoe throwing, and food poisoning.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I am just checking in on |
| 0:08.6 | You just checking in to see how to hell you're doing on this wonderful Friday that also happens to be St. Patrick's Day |
| 0:17.3 | Oh the legend the legend of St. Patrick. I'm looking it up right now. What happened? |
| 0:22.8 | Did he chase the rats out of fucking towns? Everybody could go back to booze and in peace |
| 0:28.0 | What happened? |
| 0:29.5 | The legend of St. Patrick. There are many legends associated with the life of St. Patrick |
| 0:35.2 | According to one, he miraculously drove all the snakes of Ireland into the sea |
| 0:41.2 | He has said to have used the three leaflets of the shamrock to explain the concept of the holy Trinity |
| 0:48.7 | The holy Trinity is that garlic onions and something else in New Orleans |
| 0:52.7 | He reportedly raised as many as 33 people from the dead |
| 0:56.6 | Oh, this guy's like Irish Jesus |
| 1:00.6 | Except typical Irish guy. He didn't do it for himself like Jesus did the selfish hippie. He did it for other people |
| 1:08.5 | He did it for other people and then we're like patty saint say patty you are right and he's just like yeah, I'm good |
| 1:14.7 | Well, don't you want a fucking lip forever? No, no, I'm fine. No, I'm fine, Laddie |
| 1:23.0 | You just go on and you're fucking |
| 1:25.0 | Whatever the fuck you want to do. Anyway, happy paying St. Patrick's Day to everybody. If you're smart |
| 1:34.7 | Oh shit my kids take it on that. Sorry if you're smart |
| 1:38.0 | um |
| 1:40.3 | You know and you're of a certain age you'll stay out of the bars. I mean, this is just a shit show |
| 1:47.2 | People just they they should be you know you go to a bowling alley they give you bowling shoes |
| 1:51.3 | Like this is the day they should just you should come in check your shoes and you get a pair of shoes to puke and |
| 1:57.6 | Right the old puke and loafers as a number on the back every number says zero |
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