Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it is the Monday morning podcast for Monday, February 7th, 2011,

seven days into February. I'm actually doing this Sunday night, which is why all you mother fuckers in Europe actually got this fucking podcast on Monday morning and everyone across the States got it Monday morning.

All right, and even if you're on a fucking oil tanker in the middle of the goddamn Atlantic Ocean, all right, if you didn't have to go off and swab the deck or whatever the fuck it is you people do out there, you got it on Monday morning. So I don't want to hear any goddamn bitch in this week.

Where you called you money money podcast is my podcast. You're probably asking yourself why do I work in a cubicle, but beyond that, you're probably asking yourself why did Bill actually do one on a Sunday evening.

So it was actually there for his listeners on a Monday, maybe if he did that more often, he wouldn't beat ranked number 52 on iTunes according to one of my listeners. He let me know that he loved my podcast and he thought that I should be ranked much higher than number 52.

Well, thanks a lot. Thanks for letting me know how far down the fucking ranks I am. When you're doing rankings, who counts beyond the top 20, honestly, coming at it number 73,

maybe Millenfield with her how to make a pot rose podcast every week. She talks about how to make a podcast you figure that that would get boring way to go whatever made up name I said five seconds ago. So I'm doing it because I'm fucking busy today on Monday.

Believe it or not, I actually I booked some acting work. You know, it's a great thing, you know, when you know being in this business, you can watch shows on TV and be fans of them and actually

low and behold one day actually beyond the fucking show and since it's inception, there's very few shows that I watch every episode of and I just have to tell you from day one, I have just love that show glee. I mean, it is just phenomenal.

You know, the singing, the dancing, the way they stole the Nelly Olsen character from Little House in the Prairie made her some old cut with a fucking rape whistle, right? It's a great goddamn show. And evidently, they've been listening to my podcast.

And they can stay, you know, they hear that I can belt out of tune, you know, I can carry a tune. And, you know, I'm going to go on this thing a little bit Tony Bennett. And I can, you know, I'm legally obligated to not say what the entire episode is about.

So yeah, so I'm actually I'm taping an episode of glee this week.

And if you believe that I got a fucking I got a I got a windscreen to sell you.

Yeah, no, I am working this week as an actor. I'm not fucking telling you in which show. Okay, you figure it out. Right. There's only 600 channels.

You know, how far into my life do I have to let you, but I am working as an actor. I'm fucking psyched because my pilot for Comedy Central that I was doing with another one of the funniest fucking comedians.

I know did not get picked up. That's how my year began began with a little bit of hope for about two weeks. And then the industry grabbed one of my ankles and then someone else, the industry grabbed the other ankle and then they drove a fucking TV emblem right into my ball bag and said, there you go.

Bill have a great fucking 2011, you know, that was down on the dumps for a couple two, three days. You know, just like one of those old one of those old fucking crooner songs. Just what makes that little old hack.

Thank you can something something and something everyone knows that your.

Fuck, but you don't got the balls to kill yourself. So you keep auditioning. See, can you believe I'm not I'm fucking believe.

I can't to go fuck yourself. You figured out what I'm on. All right. So anyways, so this is the podcast. So I was going to do it this afternoon.

And I don't know, they got away from me. And I was like, wow, the super balls today. So I got to make sure I do it after the super bowl because I always talk about sports.

And if you're someone who's hates when I talk about sports, you're really going to hate this podcast.

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