Monday Morning Podcast 2-14-11
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2011
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It is Bill Burr and it is the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.0 | February 14th, 2011. Happy Valentine's Day! |
| 0:15.0 | You bunch of fags! |
| 0:18.0 | The fuck is wrong with you, huh? |
| 0:22.0 | All you douchebags out there buying flowers and fucking candy at CVS. |
| 0:28.0 | That is in love! Huh? You bunch of fucking sheep? |
| 0:33.0 | What are you doing? The fuck is wrong with you? |
| 0:38.0 | Somebody out of nowhere tells you this is the day you gotta go tell that fucking pain in the ass that you love her? |
| 0:44.0 | What's she doing for you? Huh? She paying for dinner tonight? |
| 0:49.0 | Did she have to go make reservations? What the fuck is she gonna do other than get ready? |
| 0:55.0 | I got news for you. She's not doing a fucking thing. |
| 0:58.0 | Alright, so why don't you save yourself some money? Pick a fight with her today. |
| 1:02.0 | Alright? Anything she says to you, just be like, |
| 1:06.0 | that's what this is what I'm talking about! And then just storm out. |
| 1:11.0 | You know, and just let her leave 40 messages. |
| 1:14.0 | You're not picking up and it's scaring me. Okay? Let's work it out and just wait till tomorrow. |
| 1:22.0 | There's plenty of reservations that fucking candy 75% off. |
| 1:27.0 | Come on people. Come on. |
| 1:31.0 | Fellas, you're better than this. You're better than this! Don't get sucked into this stupid ass fucking holiday. |
| 1:37.0 | I know what you're thinking. Well, what are you gonna do with your fuck? |
| 1:42.0 | I'll tell you what the fuck I'm doing. I sat down, I had a nice mature conversation with my homin and I said listen. |
| 1:47.0 | This is fucking stupid. Alright? Every restaurant's gonna be packed. |
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