Monday Morning Podcast 2-4-13
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2013
⏱️ 70 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, February 4th, |
| 0:07.7 | 2013, what's going on? |
| 0:10.5 | How are you? |
| 0:12.0 | Congratulations to the Buffalo Ravens, my condolences to the fans of the San Francisco 49ers. What a fucking game, huh? |
| 0:21.2 | What a Jesus. Can you believe that game? What is this sound like I'm in a tin cup this week? |
| 0:26.7 | You know, it's funny. I actually won money on that. I totally flipped and bet the Ravens. I |
| 0:35.5 | was sitting there, you know, remember all the shit I talked about last week about how you watched the game and this is what you should do and |
| 0:43.0 | fuck all this and fuck all that, you know, let the game go for 90 minutes and all that. Well, basically have to reason why I was doing that was because |
| 0:52.1 | I was actually working |
| 0:54.1 | on Super Bowl Sunday, the Sunday of the Super Bowl, the Super Bowl Sunday. |
| 1:02.5 | So fucking sick of that shit. |
| 1:05.2 | So I didn't think I was gonna, you know, see the game anyways, and by the time I got home |
| 1:10.0 | Nea was already gonna be off to a party or whatever and then |
| 1:13.5 | you know, I'd be 90 minutes in or whatever and I could just start it and do everything that I said I was gonna do. Well, we wrapped early |
| 1:19.6 | and all of a sudden I'm driving home and I pull in and I don't see the car |
| 1:25.7 | and I'm thinking oh shit, she already left. Well fuck it. Then I'll just stick with my plan and then I walked into the house |
| 1:31.1 | and then the dog wasn't there and I realized that she had taken the dog and they went on some hike or something and she comes back |
| 1:36.7 | and she's like, oh, you're home? |
| 1:40.6 | Well, do you want to go to the party? You know, what am I gonna say? No? |
| 1:45.4 | No, fuck you leave. |
| 1:47.4 | You go to the party and I'm gonna sit here like the old cramudge and then I am. Now part of me |
| 1:52.3 | actually wanted to go to the Super Bowl party because I was elated that I got out of work early. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

