Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, February 11th, 2013.

How are you? How's it going? How's your week going so far?

You know, I just looked across my room and I saw an object that reminded me of one of my many failures this week.

I was in a rush to leave my house and I was taking my truck

because I was finally going to get the brakes done. I bought a kit to switch my fucking.

I got drum brakes on my old truck and as much as I wanted to keep the truck as original as possible, just the way people text and drive out here and there's so many people.

I just know that if I ever hit somebody with the front end of that beautiful truck that, you know, I'm never going to be able to replace the parts.

I'm like, I got to do this shit. All right. So Christopher Titus. Very talented Christopher Titus.

He's into all of that shit. So he tells me, go out and go buy a kit.

Well, drive it over to my place and we'll fucking slap this thing on.

It's going to take no more than four hours. Bing, bang, boom. Everything's fucking done. Right.

So I'm all excited. I bought this kit, by the way, in July of last year.

And it's just been sitting in my office. I've been using it like just, you know, put my legs up on it because.

Because life goes by that fast when you're as old as I am next week. Next week, next week, next week.

Next week, next week. You know, you've fucking had the thing for like six months.

So finally we set a date. Well, like, all right, let's fucking, let's do it.

Was it Wednesday? We were going to do it. And, you know, I'm fucking nervous. I don't know what I'm doing.

So anyways, I got to move the preus out of the way. So I moved that out of the fucking way and I got the hazard lights on, you know, because it's the day where the cuts come around.

They give people parking tickets. So I bring the truck up. Right. I got the fucking choke up.

Bring it up the fucking thing. Right. And in my haste, bringing the fucking car back. I left the hazard lights on.

So after we were done with the job, I came home and my fucking, the fucking car was dead.

And I'm like, no big deal. I know how to jumpstart this fucking hybrid. I know how to do it. I watched the triple leg I do it.

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