Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 28th, 2013. I apologize for it being this late.

And I'm going to pause for all the truly angry people out there. Whatever, where you to fuck.

Let them get that out of their system. One of the key things you got to figure out in life is who you really met at.

You know, are you really mad at me? You never met me? I haven't done nothing to you.

I apologize. I had a crazy friggin weekend. Now, last I talk to you, unless you're new to the podcast and if you're new, welcome.

Huh? Look at me. I'd say I'm bored of lying. Joveel at this point. Welcome to the Monday morning podcast.

Last I spoke with you, I was on my way to Hawaii. And I was going to go to the pro bowl.

Then initially I was going to stay there for a week, but I ended up getting some acting work, which is great.

So I had to cut it short and tell the lovely near that I couldn't take it to Hawaii. I'll have to do it next time. And basically, I was going to go out there.

I was going to do my show through a public. And then I was going to go to the pro bowl the next day.

You know, then go look at a volcano, whatever the fuck I was going to do when I was going to fly back, but at least I was going to do that.

And I ended up getting another acting gig on Monday. And I know what you think it. Jesus, Bill.

Hey, you're acting all over the place. You know, and you know what? No, I'm not.

I'm not. It's just this business knows it knows when you when you're planning to do something fun.

You know, I don't have any fun plans next month. No vacations, not water skiing. I'm not taking that that that needle point class that I've had my eye on.

I don't have any fun plans next month. And you know what I have for acting worth. I got shit. I got nothing.

This fucking goddamn business. It saw it felt it felt it in the universe. Oh, look at Billy Redface.

Oh, Freckle face himself. He's going to go to the islands. Go to a game. Have a good time. Ag. Oh, fuck yourself. Is a couple acting gigs.

You go out there. You do your stand up gig. All right. You go to bed. You get on a plane. You fucking come right back.

Nothing for you. That's what I did this weekend. I worked Friday night Saturday. I got on a fucking plane by myself.

All right. And I'm sitting there. You know, when you fly to Hawaii, I've never done this before.

They have like on the monitors that play in the music. They already got the music going.

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