Monday Morning Podcast 2-28-11
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2011
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, February 28th, |
| 0:08.4 | 2011 and that's it for this month. |
| 0:12.9 | Pay your fucking rent. Still tomorrow. All right. All you pot heads out there sitting on the couch, man. |
| 0:20.8 | Whoa, is it like February? I like making fun of pot heads. They they're really fucking defensive individuals. |
| 0:28.2 | Everyone's a while I make fun of pot heads on here when I get a plethora of emails. |
| 0:34.4 | Speaking of emails, if you'd like to send an email to the podcast, send it to Bill at the M M podcast dot com. That's the new email. Bill |
| 0:43.8 | BI |
| 0:45.4 | B isn't Bill I L L |
| 0:47.6 | at the M M podcast dot com. All right. And yeah, I make fun of the fucking pot heads. |
| 0:53.8 | I make fun of them. I was actually having a I mean, I don't give a shit if you do it or not. |
| 0:57.7 | I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck if that's your ritual. That's what you have to do. |
| 1:03.2 | Do what you just can't have an beer and smoke and a joint at the end of the day, huh? |
| 1:08.2 | Why don't you answer that one there? Freckle face. I'll tell you what the difference is. What I'm doing is legal. |
| 1:16.0 | What you're doing is don't you throw your pot smoke and fucking hands in the air? Let me finish my point. |
| 1:23.7 | All right. |
| 1:25.7 | You hemp shirt wearing mother fucker. |
| 1:32.4 | Yeah, that's the difference. That's the only difference because I don't even think like as far as health goes. |
| 1:37.7 | I was gonna say health wise, but that that word doesn't exist. I remember from my vocab improvement class way back in high school. |
| 1:45.4 | This guy used to talk about the wise guys. Health wise sports wise, weather wise, the wise guys that those words do not exist. |
| 1:53.7 | Although lately ladies lately, the dictionaries just said fuck it. You know, we can't keep up with the overwhelming level of stupid people using words that we say don't exist. |
| 2:08.2 | And then they just give in, you know, like they'll make LOL like a legitimate word. |
| 2:14.0 | It'll abbreviation me. They laugh out loud initially. See it all the internet in 2003. They'll do shit like that. You know, that's a bad example. |
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