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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-23-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2017

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Patrice benefit, pitching a movie and Coach K.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:06.2

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking it on you. I got bogged

0:18.4

down on the mud on that one. I didn't think I was going to pull myself up, but you know

0:22.4

what? I reached down deep, showed what I had in on me, in on me, showed what I had in

0:28.7

me. Anyways, hey, you know what? It's nice to be here. It's nice to be back out here

0:35.0

in sunny LA after going back to New York. It was chilly, full of Billy back there in

0:40.8

New York City. I'm getting soft out here and you know what? I love it. I fucking love

0:46.4

it. That's the big thing that East Coast people always say when you go out west. Hey, don't

0:50.0

lose your edge, bro. Don't be getting all Hollywood on me, dude. It's like dope. You're

1:00.7

basically telling me don't become happy. That's what you're saying. Don't be getting

1:05.2

too happy. What are you going to do? Do you can walk around? You're going to get some

1:09.1

sandals? Really? You fucking toes hanging out? Oh, yeah, what have I do? Wearing some

1:15.6

fucking clam diggers? No, it's just nicely. I went back there and I, you know, I'm one

1:23.3

of these fucking LA people now. I don't really have a winner code. I have a p-code. You know,

1:28.4

it's funny. This woman was breaking my balls. Tell me it wasn't a real one because I didn't

1:32.6

get it at the Army Navy store. It's like those fucking things. That's like wearing thick

1:36.6

pajamas. Pico doesn't work. The second it's below like, you know, 40 degrees. It's one

1:43.8

of those, you know what? It's got a mid-range jumper. That's all that fucking code has.

1:48.7

You know what I mean? It can't run the court. It doesn't play any fucking D. It's too

1:52.5

fucking hot. You know, once you get to like 58 degrees, it's too fucking hot to wear that

1:59.1

coat. Way too hot. 55, right? That code basically exists from about 39 degrees to maybe 51.

2:08.9

You know what I mean? If you get a decent one, if you get a decent one, like I bought a decent

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