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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about missing the Super Bowl, the Australian Open and John Denver's eyes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, February 2nd, 2015. How you doing? How to fuck?

0:10.0

I know what you guys are all expecting. You guys are all expecting me to get on this fucking podcast and to start going absolutely fucking crazy because the New England Patriots won another fucking Super Bowl and beat the loudmouth green company.

0:29.0

I'm out of green cons from Seattle. You know what? There is nothing that I would love to do more than that. I would love to sit here and tell you that I enjoyed every fucking second of that goddamn game.

0:44.0

But unfortunately, old Freckles missed the game. Every fucking second of that game I missed and I know what you guys are thinking.

0:54.0

And what Jesus built, were you kidnapped? Did somebody chloroform rag you? What the fuck happened? What happened was, is I booked this fucking tour in Australia, New Zealand. Sing a poor.

1:07.0

I hope this is recording. It's not going to be too loud. I'm doing it on my fucking iPhone because, you know, because I'm in fucking New Zealand and I can't get any outlets to work and my batteries don't fucking work.

1:16.0

I'm just having a technological nightmare. Anyways, you know, I booked this fucking tour back in November. How the hell did I know the Patriots were going to be in the goddamn Super Bowl? I didn't know.

1:27.0

You know, I'm one of the few fucking football fans that actually admits that he had no fucking idea what his team was going to do this year. I had no idea.

1:34.0

Yeah, I can't fucking believe you one. I just landed. I was literally in the air the exact moment the fucking game started and when I landed, it was fucking over. I missed absolutely everything.

1:47.0

I'm obviously unbelievably psyched that we won for a number of fucking reasons aside from the obvious, you know, more so than fucking excited that we won.

2:01.0

I'm just so happy that I didn't get to watch Richard Sherman run into fucking Brady's face and disrespect the guy again. That whole fucking you mad bro thing. I just, I don't know.

2:13.0

You know, you're running up to a champion. The guys got three rings. You want a regular season game and you treat him like he's a fucking rookie. I mean, I don't know.

2:22.0

I've never liked people that do that type of shit. I'm sure he's a hell of a guy to sit down and have a fucking cappuccino with, but I just, you know, all that mug into the camera and shit.

2:32.0

I've already seen the highlights where he did the 24 thing and all that and I'm sure that's another thing that would have kind of ruined the Super Bowl for me was every five seconds.

2:40.0

They got a cut over to him or his reaction. I hate when they do that to Tom Brady. Like if the other team scores and you got to see Tom Brady sitting there with that.

2:48.0

I'm mad look on his face. It's like I this. There's too much fucking coverage at this point. Haven't said all of that.

2:56.0

I'm so it's this is this is the weird kind of like fucking excitement.

3:01.0

Like the level of excitement I have right now is I guess I know what it feels like before the days of TV and radio.

3:08.0

You know, we just live in the middle of nowhere and someone walks up to you and like, Ethel, did you hear? We won the war.

3:15.0

Really? That's what I feel like right now. I got on a fucking plane and yeah, I missed the whole thing and I was praying to God that they were going to have live TV because they had sports bars down here that had the fucking game on and everything.

3:33.0

And you know, I know what a lot of you guys are going to see. Well, why didn't you change your fucking flight? Because I'm on the other side of the fucking world and I can't miss shows because of a fucking football game be it the Super Bowl or not be the Super Bowl.

3:47.0

Okay, with Tom Brady fucking cancel a flight to watch one of my specials. I don't think he would. You know, I don't want to get all Bronx tail on you right now, but I, you know, I got a fucking life. I got a lead here.

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