Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday February 14th.

Oh, it's the ladies day.

2022.

2022.

Shout out to all the ladies today. This is your second Christmas.

Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever else you celebrate.

This is this day is for the ladies where all the men celebrate our relationship with you, our relationship together.

Yet for some reason, the financial burden is all on us.

Oh, Jesus Christ, you wouldn't believe what my lovely wife just said to me.

I had some friends over. We watched the game. We're sitting outside with smoking sticks afterwards.

And she cleaned up the kitchen, right? And then, you know, as she should.

No, she cleans up the kitchen, right? We're able to log kidding.

And she says to me afterwards, she just goes like, she goes, she goes, I did the whole, you know, I cleaned up all the kitchen, but blah, blah.

She goes, she goes tonight was your Valentine's Day.

Hanukkah, you fucking believe that you fucking did some dishes and you cleaned up and like, that's what you did for me.

You know, I mean, she, they did.

That's what they used to do every fucking day and iron your shirt.

Unbelievable. So I guess that was my Valentine's Day.

Not to mention the other night, she has a wonderful friends over and they were supposed to watch a movie.

And they didn't, you know, women, they start fucking talking and they never stop.

And then down the kitchen, it's echoing upstairs. We got the kids sleep and oh my god, she would have raised Holy Helify did that.

I was literally upstairs in bed. I made a head sandwich with two fucking pillows and I was going, can you at least fucking, you know, go to the back room.

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