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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-10-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2022

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about sports history and the chick who pretended to be black, with the lovely Nia.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcasts and

0:08.8

I'm just checking in on you. I'm just checking in on you

0:15.7

See now you're doing see now your weeks going getting adjusted trying to get comfortable here on the bed

0:23.1

Trying to knock the podcast out before I take the kids to school

0:26.0

For God's sakes by the way by the way, oh Billy bitch tits

0:31.1

Fuckin move down a notch on his belt in the right direction

0:35.6

Okay, I am on my journey. This is my journey. This is something that I need to encounter

0:42.6

I have to figure out why I was eating those ice cream sandwiches every night

0:47.5

depression

0:49.9

Yeah, I'm going from Billy bitch tits to uh bill bulimia

0:53.4

Bill bulimic

0:56.2

Hi, this is uh mr. bulimic. How are you?

0:59.6

Is that is that bulimia or is that the other one?

1:02.8

Bulimia is the one where you get to enjoy the meal before you give it back

1:08.1

Is that what it is? I don't know

1:10.4

Anorexia is when you just don't eat. That's what it is

1:14.9

I don't know what it is, but I'm sure

1:17.9

I'm sure I'm messing it up. No bulimia. Yeah

1:20.0

Whatever, you know what I mean? It's like trying to fucking remember

1:24.4

You know lefty lucy righty tidy and then you're like unscrewing a light bulb above your head

1:28.9

And you're like wait do the same rules apply when I'm looking down over but now I'm like above it now

1:33.6

But I'm under it. It's like I'm hovering over it, but I'm under it

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