Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-17-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2022
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about being shamed, West Side Story, and being a gingered snowman.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on everybody? What is going on? You know, so many times in life you |
| 0:07.0 | ask that question, but do you really mean it? What's going on? How are you? I am, this |
| 0:15.0 | is Bill Burr and this is the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcasts |
| 0:19.8 | recorded on a Wednesday. Just to see how you guys are doing. How's it going? How's it going |
| 0:25.7 | in your life? Are you are you taking care of yourselves? What are you doing right now? |
| 0:33.5 | You're sitting on a plane, huh? You're driving to work. You're dragging your ass to the |
| 0:40.4 | gym. God, I don't want to fucking do this anymore. There's only one time a man likes going to |
| 0:46.4 | the gym and that's when he's working out his upper body. That is the only time. If you |
| 0:54.4 | can get the packs and the fucking decks and the chest and all the fo your chesticles and |
| 0:58.7 | your fucking biceps going, I love those gym days. Cardio days, leg days. The only part |
| 1:08.1 | of leg day I like is that you get to sit down on all the machines. I'm too old to be doing |
| 1:13.6 | standing squats and all of that shit. What am I going to have fucking NFL combine coming |
| 1:19.2 | up? I love seeing these people putting like crazy amounts of weight, crazy amounts of |
| 1:23.8 | weight doing fucking squats. Every time they go down, I'm like, his fucking knees are just |
| 1:27.6 | going to, they're going to, that's, it's, it's not going to be good when you get to be |
| 1:31.4 | my age people. It's like you're doing neutral drops with your fucking body. Does that |
| 1:37.9 | even exist anymore? Does anybody remember a neutral drop? Is it all just an electric car |
| 1:42.2 | now? I saw a guy go buy me yesterday on a fucking electric motorcycle. It was impressive. |
| 1:50.8 | Although I kind of feel like all this skill of riding a motorcycle was being able to shift |
| 1:54.3 | and downshift and making the engine work for you. So I just wonder with those things. |
| 2:00.7 | How if you're going too fast into a turn and you don't want to, you don't want to touch |
| 2:04.2 | your brakes because you feel like you're going to go down, you could usually downshift and |
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