Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K and changing diapers.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.1	What's going on?
0:04.2	It's Bill Burr.
0:05.0	It's time for the Monday morning podcast
0:06.6	from Monday, February 13th, 2017.
0:11.5	What's going on?
0:12.4	How are you?
0:13.6	How are you?
0:14.4	How are you chewing over there?
0:16.9	Why is Friday the 13th unlucky in Monday the 13th?
0:22.1	Oh, that's just fucking fine.
0:24.5	You know, who's the person you came up with that one?
0:26.8	You think Monday the 13th?
0:28.2	Fuck, unlucky 13 and it's Monday.
0:30.8	And I got five fucking days in front of me, I have to work.
0:33.6	Friday the 13th, who gives a shit?
0:36.6	You stub your toe a couple of times in the Xeno.
0:38.6	You're at the TGI Fridays, right?
0:41.2	You're down there eyeballing one of the ladies.
0:45.7	You know, you come up to her, you tell her
0:47.2	you like her striped shirt.
0:49.9	Start bitching about the horrible day you had.
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